If I were a magic wizard I wouldn’t harm people when they pissed me off, I’d just put these really fucked up random curses on them, like every time they saw a school bus they would shit their pants, or every time someone said the word Thursday they would pretend they were a dragon for 20 seconds.
i think you would be a very good wizard.
this sounds just like the psychiatrist from the Wayside School books
(Source: before-i-fell)
things that are cute
- you
- you
- you
- you
- and you
- all of you
are anarchists still allowed to say “that rules” if they really like something
I don’t get it
anarchists don’t follow rules
We say “that is an acceptable behavior that is commonplace in society that we agree with.” It’s a little longer, but it’s important to be consistent.
Who will educate the roads?
Who will build the children?
(Source: idreamofjimmy)
everyone stop what you’re doing
chuck schumer has a vine
(Source: tastefullyoffensive)
(Source: mr-dalliard-ive-gone-peculiar)
